22 September 2008

10 EASY STEPS TO "CONVERT" TO "SECULARISM"

WHO IS "SECULAR" in India?

The following are the traits of a true secular. If you do not have at least one of these, then you are at a risk of being labelled “Communal”.
  1. Become a Christian by taking a holy dip in an artificial pond created behind a Church.
  2. Go to an Idgah and hug a Muslim man and get printed your photograph in a leading English news paper
  3. Come to streets to protest only when Churches are being attacked; give a statement that people are utilising a terror attack for political gains when big bomb attacks happen in the country.
  4. Threaten the Govt to face dire consequences if a bomber or master terror planner is hanged.
  5. Give excuses of post-Godhra violence even after 6 years of it, for every bomb blast or for everything that happens on moon/mars whatever!
  6. Protest on streets to stress Govt to frame and arrest a Hindu swamiji for some nonsensical issue.
  7. If born in a Hindu family, eat beef and declare that in public.
  8. If a Hindu, Brahmin man, marry a Christian lady, but don’t convert to her faith(!).
  9. Don’t complain to Human rights commission when a temple is attacked, and devotees are dead. But don’t leave the Govt. alone when a window pane of a Masjid or a church is damaged by a Hindu cleaner(!)

If you can not do any of these, don’t worry; Don't lose heart yet. You still have a bright chance to be a true "Secular". There is another easy and fascinating way!!

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10. Blame Narendra Modi for everything that happens in India.

9 comments:

Vani said...

Srikanth.......

I want some of our so-called Human Rights Commission or so-called "Intellectual beings" to read this post.............

I wonder what they'd say!

I guess this is a mirror image of how our country's "secular" ideologies work today...........

Anonymous said...

I too agree with Vani...

Only, if the mandarins do read this they might very well take Srik into custody too..

Charge: Hurting the sentiments of the 'monorities'...

-Diya

ರಾಜೇಶ್ ನಾಯ್ಕ said...

the central govt will be after you now for derogatory remarks agains so called minority guys! so beware of all kind of cockroaches getting after you.

good list for secular people to go through.

Kadalabal said...

perfect comment by vani I fully agree
there is no secularism nothing all these people so called secular are different when it comes to their personal issues. this is simply wooing weaker section and other communities at the cost of their own religion culture and heritage. all of them surisuttare mosale kanniru ashte
why so much subsidy for haj why very special treatment for this piligramage only. if u r seculary why all this stop this at once. if I can afford I will not visit badri kashi I will pray from home thats all
it is ironly and it happens here in india only
great people tolerant people shameless leaders what a pity
pranesh

Kadalabal said...

perfect comment by vani I fully agree
there is no secularism nothing all these people so called secular are different when it comes to their personal issues. this is simply wooing weaker section and other communities at the cost of their own religion culture and heritage. all of them surisuttare mosale kanniru ashte
why so much subsidy for haj why very special treatment for this piligramage only. if u r seculary why all this stop this at once. if I can afford I will not visit badri kashi I will pray from home thats all
it is ironly and it happens here in india only
great people tolerant people shameless leaders what a pity
pranesh

Kadalabal said...

perfect comment by vani I fully agree
there is no secularism nothing all these people so called secular are different when it comes to their personal issues. this is simply wooing weaker section and other communities at the cost of their own religion culture and heritage. all of them surisuttare mosale kanniru ashte
why so much subsidy for haj why very special treatment for this piligramage only. if u r seculary why all this stop this at once. if I can afford I will not visit badri kashi I will pray from home thats all
it is ironly and it happens here in india only
great people tolerant people shameless leaders what a pity
pranesh

Kadalabal said...

perfect comment by vani I fully agree
there is no secularism nothing all these people so called secular are different when it comes to their personal issues. this is simply wooing weaker section and other communities at the cost of their own religion culture and heritage. all of them surisuttare mosale kanniru ashte
why so much subsidy for haj why very special treatment for this piligramage only. if u r seculary why all this stop this at once. if I can afford I will not visit badri kashi I will pray from home thats all
it is ironly and it happens here in india only
great people tolerant people shameless leaders what a pity
pranesh

Arpz said...

good one.

panikp said...

srik remove those 3 extras yaar i must have sent 4 times as there was some problem please do it
pranesh